Chelsea fan Andy Jacobs says Dancing on Ice star Gemma Collins is more mobile than Jorginho and blasts clueless Maurizio Sarri

Chelsea fan Andy Jacobs says Dancing on Ice star Gemma Collins is more mobile than Jorginho and blasts clueless Maurizio Sarri
talkSPORT host Andy Jacobs has slated clueless Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri in his latest scathing rant, branding his tactics: ‘the definition of madness’.The Blues fan was spitting feathers again on air after watching his beloved side suffer an embarrassing 4-0 defeat to Bournemouth.It was the club’s heaviest Premier League loss since 1996, and Sarri was so annoyed with his players that he locked them in the dressing room for an hour-long inquest after the final whistle.2

It was a day to forget for Eden Hazard and Co. at Bournemouth

Jacobs has already laid into the Italian coach this season, branding him absolutely hopeless and accusing him of wasting players following their London derby defeat to Arsenal earlier in January.But Wednesday nights drubbing at the Vitality Stadium appears to be the last straw for the Hawksbee and Jacobs host, who said Sam Allardyce and Dave Bassett could get more out of this group of players.He also slammed the managers predictable tactics as well as the role he gives fellow Italian Jorginho, who he also wasn’t very complementary about, and said Chelsea wont finish in the top-four with Sarri in charge.The fans are very unhappy and Im very unhappy – its an unacceptable result, said the talkSPORT host.We lost 3-0 to Bournemouth last year, so were going backwards in that sense. Bournemouth of course are on a fine run of form, theyve only lost the last 11 out of 14!They had nothing to beat. Chelsea have got one plan and every single team that play Chelsea either work it out at the start or by half-time – that if you mark Jorginho, thats the end of Chelseas game plan.Gemma Collins is more mobile than Jorginho shed do a better job!”Andy was of course cheekily referencing the reality TV star’s Dancing on Ice face-plant last weekend, which went viral online. Just in case you haven’t seen it…

Absolutely devastated & embarrassed, My heart is broken but when I went down I thought of @Tyson_Fury & knew I had to get back up & carry on! Cant thank you enough for your support on social media & picking up the phone to vote! Im in a lot of pain but bring on fantasy week! pic.twitter.com/EncpcTfwxh— Gemma Collins (@missgemcollins) January 28, 2019

Sarri fascinates me,” he continued.“Its the definition of madness to keep doing the same thing that is utterly not working and expect it to produce different results. Its crazy, its never going to happen.I reckon Sam Allardyce would get more out of these players than Maurizio Sarri.But then I think Dave Bassett or even me would get more out of them.Theyre not going to finish in the top four with this bloke. I just dont think hes got a clue. He said yesterday, I didnt see the signal of my work. Neither did anyone else! We havent for weeks! He admits he may not be up to the job you clearly arent!Last night they were playing against a packed defence and he had the most negative midfield. Kante is a wonderful player, but he is not better than Loftus-Cheek or Barkley in that position, he just isnt.I dont really know what Kovacic does. Hes alright box-to-box but as soon as he gets near the area hes absolutely hopeless.Why not play Loftus-Cheek? He waited until the 77^th minute to bring him on whats the point of that?I wouldnt have started with Higuain last night. Why put a lot of pressure on this player?2

Chelsea star Gonzalo Higuain endured a frustrating Premier League debut against Bournemouth

“Giroud is playing well and Hazard likes playing with him, so have Higuain on the bench, get in front and then bring him on, ease him in. Why put all the pressure on Higuain straight away?Ive said it all before: Players out of position, young players being held back [Andreas] Christensen must have been thinking, what have I got to do to get a game?Its all just gone horribly wrong. Try something different!

Listen back to Andy Jacobs’ Chelsea rant on talkSPORT in full above!

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